So, we tried selling the SiDEKiCK to someone interested in keeping it going. Needless to say that didn't work out too well. Anyone have a good idea of what to do next?

-A.W. Rowse

1. Line my puppy's kennel.
2. Donate to God.
3. Send to starving children in Rwanda.
4. Wrap fish in.
5. Pile on the front steps of the Inlander and light on fire. (Note to self: put pile cow poo underneath.)
6. Wrap Christmas presents with: give to confused relatives who still don't realize I ran a newspaper for over a year.
7. Use as floor covering when painting walls. (True story... I walked into Mootsy's once to talk about the SiDEKiCK when I found the new owners painting the walls and using the SiDEKiCK as a floor cover. Mootsy's Owner to me: "What Newspaper are you with?" Me: "The one you are painting ontop of right now." Mootsy's Owner: "Oh.")
8. Put a blanket on every hobo in Spokane.
9. Sell to Pacific Recycling. Buy beer with money. Drink alone.
10. Make a 10-foot tall paper mache statue of Chuck Norris!